school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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