Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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