Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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