dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
NoShamevember. You game?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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