It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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