He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
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