Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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