brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
as a side note pls kill me
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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