Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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