it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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