If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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