fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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