Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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