There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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