I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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