Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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