I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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