I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Someone signed my nipple.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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