Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
He better not be in your backpack
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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