All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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