That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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