So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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