I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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