the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Bring me that man meat
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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