just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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