I hate all girls vehemently.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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