she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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