I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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