that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
well most of my day revolves around power hour
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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