You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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