it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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