In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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