Heybabeimwearingurpanties
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
You're like the curious george of whores
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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