Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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