we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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