I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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