Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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