just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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