Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I need water and some morals
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
