i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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