pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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