Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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