The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
