Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I want a musical about memes.
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