Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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