Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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