yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
