so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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