oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
These tits shall not be calmed
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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