my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
No subtext here. People are naked.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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